Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
I kind of want to write about all of the dudes I’ve been into. The most accurate title would be “One scrawny white boy after another: A memoir.”
20 Aug 2014 / 0 notes
Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)
I’m not sexy in the least. The dude who I’m going to duo with texted me “So what kinds of things are we going to do on cam?” and i know where he’s going with this, but the best response I can come up with is “blowjobs and stuff!”
And about a week ago, some dude on SM wanted me to talk dirty to him, so I accidentally said “Your dick feels so good in your pussy” and hoped he didn’t notice while I stifled my laughter.
19 Aug 2014 / 0 notes
JCole, Tibetan Monks show up in Ferguson….
My day ended up getting worse, but on the bright side, I asked my friend if he wanted to duo with me and he said he’d like that! Yaaay!
Even though I’m no longer in college and I don’t have a Monday-Friday job, Mondays are still the worst. I’m just sitting here listening to sad music, eating a pistachio muffin, and trying not to cry. All because I’m still super into my former neighbor, but it doesn’t seem like it’s going to go further.
Dalmatian spots// lazybonesillustrations
drawn in MS Paint
Helena Bonham Carter (via qoldlush)
this is really powerful. wow.
This is so FUCKING SCARY
what the fuck is going on
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER SAY THIS. NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE RUNNING REBLOG THIS. THIS CRAP NEEDS TO BE KNOWN. NEEDS TO BE SEEN. AND NEEDS TO BE SPREAD.THIS IS HAPPENING IN MY STATE AND IT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING. LET IT BE KNOWN. DON’T STOP SPREADING THE NEWS. MAKE EVERYONE SEE THE SHIT THAT IS GOING DOWN. Please. No body else seems to be protecting them anymore. Do what you can.