My phone corrected “men” to “meh.”
My phone’s got the right idea.

16 Sep 2014 / 5 notes

Shit people told me at work today:

"Show me your bubs"

"I want fuck your small nerd ass
Princess ass”

16 Sep 2014 / 1 note / ahaha 

When I was camming today, I realized that I was using coca-cola flavored lube, so I was like “My pussy really does taste like pepsi cola.”

No one got the reference. :’(

16 Sep 2014 / 2 notes


My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

15 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from moneymotivatedblonde with 218,441 notes



Here is a side by side comparison of how The New York Times has profiled Michael Brown — an 18 year old black boy gunned down by police — and how they profiled Ted Bundy, one of the most prolific serial killers of all time. 

Source for Brown, Source for Bundy.




15 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from wa11flower with 84,727 notes

I say I like to chase romantic interests, but my idea of chasing is smiling, making eye contact, and maybe even asking them about their day and actually caring. So I guess it’d be more accurate if I said I like to slowly crawl after people.

13 Sep 2014 / 7 notes

The men I’ve known have been so disappointing.

11 Sep 2014 / 0 notes

"There should be more sincerity and heart in human relations, more silence and simplicity in our interactions. Be rude when you’re angry, laugh when something is funny, and answer when you’re asked."

Anton Chekhov (via misswallflower)

8 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from eletheowl with 518 notes

8 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from eletheowl with 211,841 notes

Every time I give men a chance, I end up incredibly disappointed.

8 Sep 2014 / 2 notes