My phone corrected “men” to “meh.”
My phone’s got the right idea.
16 Sep 2014 / 5 notes
"Show me your bubs"
"I want fuck your small nerd ass
When I was camming today, I realized that I was using coca-cola flavored lube, so I was like “My pussy really does taste like pepsi cola.”
No one got the reference. :’(
16 Sep 2014 / 2 notes
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
Here is a side by side comparison of how The New York Times has profiled Michael Brown — an 18 year old black boy gunned down by police — and how they profiled Ted Bundy, one of the most prolific serial killers of all time.
I say I like to chase romantic interests, but my idea of chasing is smiling, making eye contact, and maybe even asking them about their day and actually caring. So I guess it’d be more accurate if I said I like to slowly crawl after people.
13 Sep 2014 / 7 notes
The men I’ve known have been so disappointing.
11 Sep 2014 / 0 notes
Anton Chekhov (via misswallflower)
Every time I give men a chance, I end up incredibly disappointed.
8 Sep 2014 / 2 notes