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ass < titties
ass < titties
i fixed it! a pair of titties is essentially an ass that doesn’t poop, has nipples, and is more squishy. also, i lack a defined ass.
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I went on tumblr to find out how to make nutella hot chocolate, and found this.
Why so sexual, Anon?
1. Marmalade gets wet when I cum, but not creamy.
2. Riding dix is fun.
3. Condoms aren’t something you outgrow by the time you turn 18, or something. I’m going to use condoms for as long as I have casual, non-committed sex. People can have cooties! As for birth control pills, I’ve taken them, but stopped, because the combination of a breakup and hormones was making me WAY more emotionally unstable than usual. But I’ve recently started taking them again and I haven’t cried over a sunrise, so I think I’ll be okay.
4. Not any more ;D haha, thanks!
5. It’s a decent size. And he can last for daaaaze, so I’m fine with it.
(Source: artistscorecard, via oliveflower)
i guess the magical phrase to type when someone that you don’t want to flirt with is flirting with you is “i sleep nude!”
he hasn’t replied in 17 minutes…success!
it’s weird having basically two separate lives in different places with two separate sets of people that get excited and hug you when you return to them
college problems.

