March 2011
if nudity, pornography, and basically anything involving our anatomy are “not safe for work”, shouldn’t anyone who has a job be required to remove their penis/vagina/breasts before clocking in?
February 2011
from Twenty-One Love Poems (Adrienne Rich)
(THE...
Last night, I thought my roomie (Trang) and Kerri were a two-headed creature. Norick, who is over a foot taller than me, picked me up and swung me around, shouting “earthquake!” Trang, Kerri, and I went to get nachos. We hadn’t even walked off campus when we spotted a tree that we decided was a boob tree. Kerri said she wanted to hump it, but I convinced her to simply massage...
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Rare (lost) Words →
tristifical - causing to be sad or mournful. eternitarian - one who believes in the eternity of the soul. cosmogyral - whirling round the universe. siagonology - study of jaw-bones. autexousious - exercising or possessing free will. nepheliad - cloud-nymph. gardeviance -chest for valuables; a traveling trunk. ictuate - to emphasize. senticous - prickly; thorny. interfation - act of interrupting...
What's Happening in Libya Explained →
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Read this. Take a second to stop looking at all the pretty pictures on your dash or reblogging all of the fun memes and read about what is happening. Just read it. People need to know what is happening before they can help, and the more people that know the better. There could be something you could do, or there could be something someone you know could do. Maybe one of your...
After philosophy, my friend/dealer told me he had more weed, but it was in another town roughly an hour away. When I said “It’s too bad I don’t have a car!”, a guy who had been walking in front of us remarked “Maybe if you didn’t spend money on drugs, you would have enough to buy a car.” I couldn’t believe a stranger had gone out of his way to give...
me: there’s a sex shop less than three miles away that i want to apply to. trevor: i could see you working in a sex shop. me: why? trevor: i don’t really know. i can just imagine you standing there in one of your dresses, not wearing a bra or underwear, helping people look for dildos, and testing them out when no one’s there.
200 followers?! this is a tremendous milestone for me. minestrone.
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three more days until I get to spend time with my love and give him his Valentine’s Day gifts! i’m so impatient. can i just wear this candy underwear already?
things i remember about last night
1. I was dressed as a hippie, and i was in a group composed of another hippie, two punks/goths (but what’s the difference?), and a nerd. 2. I attended a Back to School-themed party. In February. It’s strange, I know. Uuuuummmmm. 3. Oh yeah, I vaguely recall my gay-when-he’s-sober-but-straight-when-he’s-drunk friend going “Grr” and grabbing my ass. We had a...
