June 2011
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i went on tumblr and noticed that i had only 2 followers, 50 something posts, and my dashboard was filled with porn. i had been hacked! then i realized that i was on my sex blog.
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how should i go about finding a lady to ask if she wants to join trevor, his friend, and i in our sexytime endeavors? this started as a joking question, but we’re going to make it happen before we turn 20. we’re calling it a little orgie. anyway, trevor asked one of his guy friends, and he said it would be an honor. then he asked trevor “do you trust me? it’s not like...
kinofuckingketchum:
I’ve been so horny lately, holy shit.
I need to eat someone out.
Like.
I have to.
I need to.
you’re definitely not alone, i feel this way about sucking dick. there should be a vitamin for when we have this problem. i feel so malnourished!
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We find ways to stuff money into our pockets as though they have as much room as the standard American belly. We fill our minds with so many thoughts, they have no choice but to solidify. A hearty gust of wind bends our savings, our heads filled with slabs of shimmering intellect snap off. But I fly through your eyes, and the way my body sifts through your fingers could sway a tornado. We’re...
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“A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst....”
– Sam Harris on stem cell research (via joshishollywood). (via usedcarsalesman)
Trevor and I were discussing the various benefits of having saggy boobs.
Me: It wouldn’t be so bad. I could loop them around things. Him: Yeah, and one of your titties could probably give me a hand job!
“There is a light in this world, a healing spirit more powerful than any darkness...”
– Mother Teresa (via slychedelic)
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Summer Goal:
Don’t call it a night unless there is paint, graphite, or semen on my hands.
Sooo.. right after Trevor and I had a conversation about fisting, my mom came downstairs, giggled awkwardly, and asked me to be more quiet because she can hear me from upstairs.
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two hundred dollars worth of rap videos: send me a... →
imajar-:
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crustyriotqueer:
1. how many tacos i can eat in one sitting 2. how many of my best friends are actually cats 3. favorite harry potter character 4. who my crush in 3rd grade was 5. which tumblr folks i follow i think should get…
You’re procrastinating, I’m procrastinating.. do it, it’ll be lovely!
