February 2012
they were spaceships.: Ladies →
markaragnos:
disgustinghuman:
blobrob:
dcannn:
trust me, you will still get attention keeping your clothes on in tumblr posts!
cliche as it is, if you don’t respect yourself you shouldn’t expect that any guy will treat you any way other than a piece of meat
i…
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Even the dude that hired me for some nude video stuff described me as “just so cute”. I’m pretty sure that nothing I do will stop people from describing me as cute or adorable.
“Don’t judge a book by its refusal to wear a cover”
– me (on slut shaming)
Today I learned that it’s difficult for me to orgasm in front of people. So difficult that I’ve never truly done so. I used to think it was because I was so focused on my partner’s pleasure, but today, all I had to focus on was mine, but still, nothing. This needs to change!
I can’t stand people in love. Every time I see them, I want to run up to them and shout “It’s a lie! Don’t you see?!” I wish someone would have done that for me.
Just got paid to masturbate and take a bubble bath! Life is rough.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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me to my sexfriend: Guess who just bought an enema!
my sexfriend: What is that? I know it’s some kind of camera.
You know you’re still friends with your ex when they text you to tell you that they can’t stop pooping.
“There is a crack in everything. That’s how the light gets in.”
– Leonard Cohen (via thresca)
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“Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose.”
– C.S. Lewis (via beauty-for-ashes)
the only things my cousin's boyfriend knows about...
1. I go to Chico State, the university that many consider to be the top party school, even though I’m pretty sure we fell off the charts years ago.
2. I had sex with his best friend within an hour of meeting him. He was tall, thin, had nice lips, and if he wasn’t such a rainbowphobe, he would have been quite pleasant. But he told me he hadn’t had sex in 8 months. I’ve come...
things i have accomplished in 2012:
1. Learning how to properly put a condom on a penis. Knowing how is so much better than shrugging and awkwardly handing it to the guy I’m seducing. 2. Talking about condoms often. I mean, it’s sort of difficult not to when you’re an intern at an organization that provides free condoms. Some people talk about their mistakes children, others talk about their jobs. I just happen to...
I get to have stoned sex with a cute boy tomorrow!
seashell ears: i put stars in the sky for you →
majorheartswells:
i have been eating petals from roses and stealing sunlight to thread in the tangles of my hair to turn me into something wonderful. you swallowing strawberries so the juice will hide the blood on your fingers while you are kissing girls that remind you of ghosts. but i cannot be transparent for…
this is SO beautiful.
People call it falling in love because you’re eventually going to hit the ground and break your elbow.
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i’m having too many feelings for too many people. make it stop!!!
disgustinghuman:
filling the big gaping hole in my heart with cock
story of my life!
“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from...”
– Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via loveisjustadogfromhell)
unfunnywhitegirl:
do you ever have to take your birth control with whiskey cause it’s the only liquid you have in your room and then feel like the classiest princess
the only time i feel classier is when i take it with cum.
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