April 2012
Anonymous asked: why are all your reblogs sexual??
March 2012
I wish your ex’s contact information disappeared from your phone as soon as you become intoxicated. Last night, I told my beloved ex to tell his dick I said hello, and that I’m upset we haven’t had ex sex.
FETISH FRIDAY leave me fetishes and i will tell... →
thepeacockangel:
tiogar:
disclaimer: if I don’t like a kink that doesn’t mean I’m shaming anyone who does!
Go for it
verseau-vie-deactivated20120802 asked: My boyfriend asked me today, "What's the first thing that comes to your mind when I say camera?" and I immediately said, "Natalie!" I miss you, and I hope you're feeling lovely and doing well. <3
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I had a successful conversation with my sexy professor that lasted at least 15 minutes and could have lasted a lot longer. I think my largest academic goal is to have sexy times with a professor.
“I’m also a feminist because I like to fuck, and I resent everything and everyone...”
– The Pervocracy: Full Frontal Feminism. (via sexisnottheenemy)
Anonymous asked: did you get to fuck during the porn?
“Trees are poems the earth writes upon the sky. We fell them down and turn them...”
– Khalil Gibran (via moreofamore)
Anonymous asked: are you able to post some of these nude photos you've been taking?
ain't safe for work, nope.
beatonna:
Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but it always looks...
I used to enjoy alfalfa sprouts a lot more before I realized they have the texture of daddy long-legs legs.
home-recordings-deactivated2012 asked: haha I like how you describe yourself as dick sucker.
You know you're a feminist when...
people alter their language when you’re around. Last night, I was downtown with a few friends when we ran into another one of our friends.
Him: My friend is talking to this bitch, I mean, this very nice young woman. He’s trying to get with her, I mean, he’s trying to get to know her and possibly have consensual sexual relations with her.
