One of the most unintentionally funny things I’ve done is take my birth control pill while having sex.
Lately, I’ve been missing dicks more than the people attached to them.
crowcrow: IT’S A VERY CROWCROW CONTEST!!! some changes have happened since i posted this other video talking about having a contest so listen in for the details in this new video and you could win a cool prize from your truly!
One of my friends told me I have a bubble butt. A bubble butt. A BUBBLE BUTT. A BUBBLE BUTT!!!!!!!! I was so excited. My ass has always been described as nonexistent. Thank the goddesses for bodycon skirts.
unfunnywhitegirl: for the last five years of my life i’ve always told myself “you look ok but you’ll look better when you’re skinny/grow a couple inches/do something else with your hair/learn how to put on makeup” but lately i’ve realized that realistically these things aren’t ever gonna happen so fuck it THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT’S GONNA GET i don’t wanna do work so let’s just ignore the things...
Today at the farmer’s market, I saw my friend Steve, who was with one of his friends who I had never met. We chatted for a while, and when we said goodbye, I hugged them both. The guy who I had just met: Wow, I love that you’re the kind of person who hugs when first meeting someone! Me: Well, I’m also the kind of person who does other things when first meeting someone, so that...
People love to pull that “it’s just a word” bullshit, don’t they? usually white...– Yohanna (via vizzz)
…Yeah, I’m depressed. I used to think depression meant leaping from a bridge or never feeling happy. But depression, for me, means living with a constant ache somewhere between my heart and my mind. I still feel some form of happiness daily, but it rarely lasts. And the entire time I’m experiencing it, I can’t stop thinking about how it won’t last. Depression means...
I used to think I couldn’t lose anyone if I photographed them enough.– Nan Goldin (via artcatssummer)
an actual text i just received:
Could I just come over to your place and fuck you while you do homework?
I have been having too much free sex lately.
I purchased my first sex toy! Unfortunately, I have to wait a few days for it to get here. But once it does, expect to see a picture of me cuddling with a silicone penis! I also ordered a new webcam because my laptop’s built-in one turns sexy dances into incomprehensible blurs. I’m going to give webcam modelling another try.
texts from my sexfriend
4:12am: Would I have to wear a condom if we are doing anal? 9:46pm: Goodmorning..idk why I woke up at 4am to text you that lol haha, I’m just cracking up at the thought of him waking randomly and automatically relaying this to me.
Sex Work Video Update!
Thank you so much to everyone who has liked/reblogged, or otherwise shown interest in my “Sex Workers Wanted!” post. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you can find more information on it http://fairydust.tumblr.com/post/21187945277/sex-workers-wanted I have received a good number of e-mails from sex workers. I think I have just about met my goal of people to Skyperview (I’m clever, I...
atomiclightbulb asked: Please tell me that you'll be posting this awesome sex worker video on here when it's finished! I read your request for interviewers and now I really want to see it. It sounds amazing.
maozedung: ‘i’m a men’s rights activist’ that’s like being a member of a charity that donates money to billionaires
Sex Workers Wanted!
As many of you may know, in addition to being a sex worker (occasional porn and webcam performer), I’m absolutely fascinated by sex work—escorting, stripping, being a dominatrix, being a porn actress/actor, webcamming…all of it. For my photojournalism class, I have decided to make a documentary video centered on the experiences of sex workers. I think we can all agree that far too often,...
Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat... →
jabberart: cas-get-into-my-ass: aatombomb: We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I...
“I had been wanting to know what your boobs felt like since I saw that topless picture of you” is sort of a weird thing to hear.
I just found out one of the quotes I can relate to the most is a Taylor Swift lyric…
My god. Real life auto correct.
lovelaughtersex: Went on a lunch date with professor. He said “would you like anything” and I MEANT to say “just one sec” but what came out was “just some sex” Omg the old couple sitting beside us looked like they were going to have a heart attack! ahaha, this is one of the most brilliant Freudian slips i’ve ever heard of.
Depression is the most unpleasant thing I have ever experienced. It is that...– J. K. Rowling (via thedame)
The men I end up having crushes on are the men I originally assumed were gay.