I took headshots of performers at a theater that one of my friends works at. After I emailed some of the best ones to her, she asked me if I could send her more, because half of them were blurry. Um, they’re hardly blurry! Sure, you can’t see every individual eyelash, but they’re photos of faces. Fuck. I did the best I could with the theater’s shitty lighting. I’m going to politely e-mail her the rest of the pictures, which are probably even more “blurry” because I prefer a soft focus as opposed to razor sharp. But I really, really want to just reply saying “Bitch, I’m an artist.”