Me to myself, upon realizing I should have taken my birth control pill an hour ago: Fuck me! On second thought, no, don’t fuck me, because apparently I keep forgetting to take my birth control.

I’m usually on top of it, but lately, I’ve been requiring 3 alarms to wake up and that’s all my cell phone allows, and I always forget to set one for my birth control once I wake up in the morning.

                             

Ugh okay, I get it! I’ll start taking it diligently like I did back when I was having constant sex.